I wish I wasn’t so awkward and was the type of person with a lot of friends and whom everyone liked, but I’m not.

At least I have friends that answer my emails!! Wait I don’t have that either

(A thought I had when I was sleepy this afternoon that made me laugh)

iluisindustries:

Now I’m no heterophobe, but in a hetero relationship, like… which one’s the man and which one’s the other man?

(via dork-goddess)

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Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer is painful

thecarpenterwizard:

iamsexy:

Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.

omg yeah such a lotr rip off

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN

In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles

In victorian London

NO SHIT

DIE

Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot back inside his mother

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.

Protip: It is.

I… what?

…die

Eragon

(via speedisforfreedom)

I like silent letters. When I see a silent letter in a word, I try to picture what happened.

(via altarofwords)

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showthespooks:

You think I’m qualified?

“I’ve seen The Exorcist about 167 times. And it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!” Bahaha.

(Source: finching, via ghoulish-boy)

fuckyeah-gwendolinechristie:

rose-papillon:

Based on this post (with permission :)

 

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